"Machiavelli "Mac":
Is the Greyhound who is found on the childrens TV
show, Clifford The Big Red Dog.
Mac is the blue greyhound with an
inflated sense of his own importance, who shifts between
aloofness and wanting to be part of Clifford, T-Bone,
and Cleo's circle of friends. Mac competes in dog
shows and He has a crush on Cleo."
Seasons
Greetings to Everyone from GAP!
We
hope you have a safe and wonderful Christmas and New Year.
Letter
from the Editor
****SANTAS ON HIS WAY****
Thats right - only a little over a month
until Christmas and you know what that means .
Gaps Christmas Party and the Christmas Pagents are on there
way. Hope to see a lot of you there with your hounds in
toe. Full details are listed below.
We have a another bumper issue, with more
from Gaps mate Clyde, and also the latest instalment in
the Shaggy dog series and of course the ever so popular
cross word puzzle and kids corner.
Also, we have received some sad news recently...
and I would like to extend my sincere condolences to the
family of Bradley Scott, friend and partner of our previous
Co-ordinator, Philip Copeland. Many of you will remember
Bradley helping Philip to deliver Greyhounds to their Foster
and adoptive homes. Those of us who had the privilege
of getting to know him beyond the occasional foster encounter
will miss him sorely.
The newsletter is always open for submissions.
So if you have anything you would like to contribute please
send them in.
PS - This newsletter
features beautiful Smokey who sadly passed away earlier
this year. - photo supplied by Shirley. If you would like
to have your dog featured in any headings of the newsletter
or website - please supply a high quality crystal clear
image similar to above with contrasting plain background.
Face on headshots preferred.
Coming
Events
Christmas Pageants
Its that time of the year again when our pooches
join in on the festivities in the various Christmas parties
around Adelaide.
Salisbury and Port Adelaide pagents were held on November
21st. Huge
Thanks to all those who came with their beautiful Greyhounds
The next Pagent is Norwood
Place: Norwood Norwood Christmas Parade
Date: 28th November 2009
Time: 10am
Any queiries contact Jennie on 08 8847 2767.
GAPSA
CHRISTMAS PARTY
Sunday 6th December
2009
12 noon til 4pm
Angle Park Greyhound
Track
This will be a grand event with lots of fun and a great
way for everyone to get together and celebrate the great
year GAP has, as well as to celebrate the holidays.
Events include:
$2.00 Sausage Sizzle (Drinks will also be available for
purchase)
2010 Wall and desktop calendars ready for purchase
Wall $15.00.00 Desktop$10.00
Competitions for best dressed, best trick, fastest greyhound
and human eater. More to be announced.
In a GAP first, we also Have Kahli from Kahli-Anna Photography
joining us on the day, taking Pet Portraits and Family Portraits***
with part proceeds going to GAP.
$20.00 for 6x8 sized picture $25.00 for 8x12 sized picture
$7.00 for each additional Photo
If you pre book your Pet Portraits by December 4th 2009
you will receive two free passes to the Angel Park to watch
the races.
GAPSA OPEN DAY ADOTION
Sunday 6th December
2009
12 noon til 4pm
Angle Park Greyhound
Track
20 dogs available for adoption on the day. All applicants
and the general public are invited.
Ther Missus ses your gunna be doin ther newsletter now,
good on ya. Dyer yer still wunt me stuff? Hopes yer
do cos I reckons this writin lark bonza. Me old mate
Heidi still says Im a real lame brain but Id
like ter see her try ut.
Anyways erve yer bin? Wus ther Winter cold enough
fer yu? Real brass monkey weather wunnit?
Hasnt ut bin a beut Winter though? We spent most
uv ther time in ther house under ther egnishner.
When ther carpet grub came ter visit she gave us lots uv
cuddles an Heidis found shes good fer a bit
uv real grub too! Ther Missus made us go out in ther rain
a garbla times er day en Heidi hates ut. Weve got
this lawn thing, right? En uts got er concrete wall arand
uts edge whot seprates ut frum ther orchard. Anyways,
Heidi dun like getting her feet wet so when uts rainin an
ther grass us wet Heidi trots out on ther wall like er ruddy
bally dancer. Ut really cuts me up ter watch her prancin
along tryin ter keep her toes dry. She allus runs out uv
wall before she finds a place ter pee an the only way out
us dahn onter ther wet grass!
Weve bin doin our bit up here. We went ter Leigh
Creek agen, dropped in on Mick an Honour up ut Peterborough
on ther way up ther track, we has er good ol yabber
with them, they talk real funny cos they started their Gap
life in a place called England. Yever heard uv ut
Kym? They ses uts allus green up there an ut rains
all ther time. Geeze wouldn Heidi hate thut?
When were in Leigh Creek we gets ter walk ut ther
oval next ter ther school. Uts a real beaut place thut smells
uv ther roos whut come an eat ut ut night. We wuz
havin er walk with our GAP jackets on an there wus a class
uv kids doin stuff with flyin things. A garbla ther
girls comes over an wants ter know a bit about us so ther
Missus start in tellin them all abaht GAP an ther teacher
comes across. We reckons were gunna cop er serve but
she wunts ter know abaht us too! Yer know whut? We spends
ther whole lesson tellin ther kids abaht Greyhounds an GAP
an getting lots uv pats an cuddles an tummy rubs. They was
real interested an asked lots uv questions. Ther Missus
tells em were really flyin when we run (cos wo only
touch ther ground fer ¼ uv ther time) so we reckons
we fits ther lesson on flyin things. Ut ther end uv ut two
uv ther girls gives us er run, were still on our leads
so we cant go flat chat an uts not much uv a demo
but we has fun an Heidi gets ter act the goat. Then ther
teacher thanks us fer an interestin time. Ther Missus
ses were lucky we dun have ter write lines fer muckin
up ther lesson!
When
we gets back home we heads dahn ther track ter ther tree
nursery fer more trees fer ther orchard. We really tried
ter help with ther plantin but ther Boss got grumpy,
he were diggin holes, it dun make sense thut we cant!
Ther carpet grub helps too an she dun get inter strife fer
playin in ther holes! She helps move mulch arahnd, we coulduv
helped spread ut abaht too uf theyd wanted. Yer knows
what? We gets inter strife if we steals her toys an she
gets ter steal ours. They dun wunt dog slobber on her stuff
but whut abaht minya slobber on our stuff? I just dun unnerstand
hoomans sometimes!
Another
thing I dun unnerstand us ther Missus an her chooks. Most
people keeps ther flamin things fer ther cackleberrys but
not ther Missus, she keeps them ter show them! She breeds
them an chooses ther good ones, an then she washes them
an gets them all laired up, then she takes them off ter
shows an comes home grinnin like er shot fox. An yer knows
what? They does nothin! They dun do racin or obedience or
tricks, they just stand in pens then get taken out by special
judge type people an looked ut an theyre given prizes
fer doin thut! Strike a light! I reckons uts a load uv old
cobblers! Cun yer see ther sense in thut Kym mate? I cant
fer ther life uv me! I knows all abaht ut cos I goes along
ter some uv ther shows. Heidi ses Im a disgrace, I
rides in ther back with ther chooks in their boxes an I
has a good snooze. Heidi reckons I should stir em up er
bit but wheres ther sense in thut? She dun get ter
go fer ther ride cos she cant be trusted but I can
so I does. I reckons thuts better than a poke in ther eye
with a burnt stick!
Weve
bin workin on a garbla foster hounds too. We missed ol
Tyson so we gets Harry instead. Hes all bright
eyed an bushy tailed an a real barbeque stopper too. Cripes,
yerd think hed gone an won one uv them chook
shows ther way everyone keeps on abaht how good he looks.
Every one else thinks Harrys crackajack, I reckons
hes not a bad old coot but he gives me ther stirks,
hes a real sook an gets too many uv ther smooches
an tummy rubs. Ther Missus says she wunts ter keep him but
Angela says theres buckleys chance uv thut.
Im on Angelas side, theres enough uv us
here without a ruddy show pony too!
We all goes dahn ter ther GAP dinner an ther bloke ses
as how Harrys available fer adoption but he dun go
ter a ferever home frum here, he goes ter Cathy ter see
if hes as cat safe as ther Missus thinks he is. He
is. Hes as good as me with them an Heidi ses uts just
as well hes gone. She says shed never cope havin
ter live with two great wusses in ther house. She ses ut
dents her Greyhound pride enough havin ter live with
me!
After thut we gets Betty fer a bit, she goes off ter Don
an Joan cos life heres a bit crazy fer her, then Paul
comes ter stay with us. Whut er corker he is! Geeze did
we all cum er cropper fer olPaul. Ther Boss an ther
Missus reckon hes ther best thing this side uv Christmas
an Heidi an me gets on with him like er house on fire. Paul
is big an black an a real nice sort uv a cove. Whilst hes
with us we goes an spends a garbla days ut ther beach, uts
a ripper uv a place an we all had er real bobby dazzler
uv a time there. Ther Missus reckons well be able
ter keep Paul fer a while cos noone wants big black boys
an we dun send his picture in ter Angela fer ther Web site
so she cant advertise him. Darn Angela says weve
got Buckleys chance uv swingin thut one an goes an
finds him a home anyway!
Heidi an Paul goes off ter do a bit er advertisin fer ther
tin bunny crew an Pauls new owners cum ter get him
frum there, they fall as bad as we did. Everyone loves ol
Paul. Hes goin ter have a real good fer ever home
but geeze were gunna miss him.
Cheerio Kym,
Im gunna nick off an see if ther Missus is getting
ther grub ready,
Clyde.
Crossword
Puzzle
KIDS
CORNER
Shaggy
Dog Story Number 3
You
may recall that I told you the story of Angelas talking
Portugese Water Dog in the last issue of the newsletter. To
my surprise I have since heard of another talking dog, This
one is a Boxer, it lives in Belgium and this is his story.
A
brown Boxer bustled into a Beef and Burgundy Bar in Brussles
and barked politely, Beer. The barman said to the
Boxer We dont serve beer in here. The Boxer
left the bar.
The
Boxer sat on the pavement and thought I wasnt forceful
enough so he bustled back into the beef and burgundy bar
and barked a big bass bark BEER. The barman said
We dont serve beer in here and if we did we wouldnt
serve beer to Boxers. The Boxer left the bar in a brown
mood.
The
Boxer sat on the pavement and boiled. That was discrimination,
if I want beer I should get beer. The Boxer barged into
the Beef and Burgundy Bar and brutally bopped the barman on
the bonce as he barked out Beer!
The barman brushed the Boxer off and said We dont
serve beer in here, we dont serve beer to Boxers and we
definitely dont serve beer to Boxers who bop the barman.
The
Boxer lost his temper and began to bite the bar, barking Beer!
Beer! Beer! with every bite. When he stopped the barman
said We dont serve beer in here, we dont serve
beer to Boxers, We definitely dont serve beer to Boxers
who bop the barman and we most certainly dont serve beer
to drug addicts!
The Boxer was utterly bamboozled Drug Addicts! he
growled what makes you think Im a Drug Addict?
The barman gave him a knowing look and said I saw that
Bar-bit- you- ate!
NOTICES:
DOGS
ON LEASHES
This
is just a reminder to all fosterers and owners that greyhounds
must be kept on leashes when out in public. While
they may have their green collar and therefore don't need
to be muzzled - they do need to be kept on leashes at
all times when out in public!
Website
News:
New
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Thank
you Shirley for being the ever vigilant moderator and
getting rid of annoying spammers in the forum. New users
will now need to gain admin approval to help avoid any
more spammers gaining access :).